3 men new to Canada/America

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  1. Sirius

    Sirius Imagination ROCKS.

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    There were 3 men new to Canada/America.

    The 1st man went into a restaurant, and there, learned how to say "Forks and Knives ! Forks and Knives !"

    However, this was all he knew how to say.

    The 2nd man went into an opera. While there, he learned how to say "Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi !!!"

    However, this was all he knew how to say.

    The 3rd man went into a candy shop. While there, he learned to say "He stole my lollipop !"

    However, this is all her knew how to say.

    So, later that night, all 3 men gathered, and a police man came up to them with a dead body.

    "Do you know who killed this man ?" he asked.

    The 2nd man tried "Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi !!!"

    The police officer asked, "What did you kill him with?"

    The 1st man tried, "Forks and Knives ! Forks and Knives !"

    The police officer then asked, "Why did you kill him ?"

    The 3rd man shouted out "He stole my lollipop !"
     
  2. Tysons Mom

    Tysons Mom Tyson Terrier/Poodle

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    lol lol lol
     
  3. Sheba

    Sheba I W A L R

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    LOL!It is still funny after all these years!
     

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