3 dogs in a bar

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  1. chell78

    chell78 New Member

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    A Doberman, a Collie and a Chihuahua were sitting at a bar. A Poodle comes up to the bar and says: whoever can use liver and cheese ina sentence I will marry!

    The Doberman thinking he had a chance he says, "I LIKE liver and cheese!" The Poodle was not impressed. Oh please said the poodle you have to be able to do better than that!

    The Collie also thinking he had a chance, says, "I HATE liver and Cheese!" The Poodle sighed and said: That was original!

    So the smart-ass Chihuahua pipes up I can beat both of those sentences. The Poodle says: O.k. give it your best shot. So the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone Cheese mine!"
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    ROFL! I'd forgotten all about that one! :D
     
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    bogolove New Member

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    That's cute! I like that!
     
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    smkie pointer/labrador/terrier Staff Member

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    what a hoot..i wil tell my very grumpy mother that one today. thanks
     

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