23 Adult Truths

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  1. Doberluv

    Doberluv Active Member

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    These are so true and so funny because we probably all think them, but never really bring them to the forefront. Very funny, I think. :D

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    #23 is the absolute best. :D

    They're all awesome.
     
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    Fran101 Resident fainting goat

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    Lol so true. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? pants. lol
     
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    LOL @ 12. Our roommate is obsessed with blu ray. I refuse to pay any attention to whatever comes out next unless they decide to wipe the earth of DVD's entirely.

    21 is also perfect and sums up my laundry life quite nicely.
     
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    Wait, you're supposed to fold sheets?

    Perhaps real adults own more than one set.
     
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    That is witchcraft.
     
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    I have possessed this knowledge for about a year and a half. I still have a pile of rolled up balls that are actually fitted sheets. It's faster, anyway.
     
  9. ThoseWordsAtBest

    ThoseWordsAtBest Wu-Tang Steph

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    I was going to say, I used to be a maid. The one thing I can do in life that generally impresses others is fold a fitted sheet.

    Though I have learned that pants most certainly get dirty working at a shelter. Pants I wear otherwise? NEVER DIRTY. Ever.
     
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    *blackrose "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!"

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    Loved them. And so, so true. ^^ And if anyone has the answer to #19, I would love to hear it. I typically will say "What?" about three times and then I just give up.
     
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    They're all good, but I could relate well to the one about map quest. I just stick in my address because it's easier than figuring out a closer-to-destination address. But all that gobblygook of getting out of my neighborhood is unnecessary. Funny. "Bad decisions make good stories." Isn't that the truth?!?!?!

    Blackrose... I don't know the answer, but it's sooooo funny and it DOES happen.
     
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    YES, that's absolutely true. Poopy paws are attracted to pants. BUT, the good thing is, even if you wear your least dirty pair of pants to work one day after forgetting (or neglecting) to do laundry, people don't really notice, they just assume you've already been at work. Because 99% of dirtyness that happens to pants happens in the first 5 minutes of your day. :D

    Wow, you're nice. I'll say "What" max twice, unless whatever they're saying seems REALLY important. Usually I don't say "what" at all, I just nod and smile and change the subject really quickly. ;)
     
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    #22 and #16 cracked me up too. My daughter: perfect example of finding the alarm clock snooze button...no problemo from any distance. hahaha. And the other one about what leads to kisses...not Kay jewelers, but Miller light. LOL.
     
  14. Kristen1980

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    Yea ok, mine NEVER looks like that! I usually get frusterated and throw it in the closet :rofl1:

    Doberluv, those were great! Especially the last one :lol-sign:
     
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    Dekka Just try me..

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    I have known how to fold fitted sheets for years... Hee hee and I don't use alarm clocks, never really have my entire life.

    Those were funny.
     
  16. SevenSins

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    #5: The hell with folding them! Flat sheets and hospital corners are your friend. Seriously though, you ever pulled a corner on a fitted sheet and tried to put the damned thing back, finally get it back where it belongs and another corner comes off? :wall:
     

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