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Red.Apricot

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I hate my car.

The doors lock automatically SOMETIMES. Then if you absentmindedly reach in the window to unlock the car to grab something the alarm goes off. And you need the key to stop the alarm. Which is never in my hand. Because if it were, I'd use that to unlock the door instead of reaching in the window. And my roommate who works nights sleeps like five feet away so I'm sure that was fun for her.

I'm in tears--I know it's stupid, but I hate this car so much. It's all little stuff, but I hate being startled and I was just trying to grab a clicker and now Elsie's all upset because I'm upset so we can't train right now.

If I wanted the door locked, I would have left it locked. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE DOOR TO BE LOCKED WHEN THE CAR IS IN MY CLOSED GARAGE WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE ALARM TO GO OFF IF I UNLOCK THE CAR FROM THE INSIDE. It literally only exists to ruin my life.

Oh and I'm going to superglue something over the alarm button on the key fob. If it gets breathed on it goes off.

Done.
 

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I hate my car.

The doors lock automatically SOMETIMES. Then if you absentmindedly reach in the window to unlock the car to grab something the alarm goes off. And you need the key to stop the alarm. Which is never in my hand. Because if it were, I'd use that to unlock the door instead of reaching in the window. And my roommate who works nights sleeps like five feet away so I'm sure that was fun for her.

I'm in tears--I know it's stupid, but I hate this car so much. It's all little stuff, but I hate being startled and I was just trying to grab a clicker and now Elsie's all upset because I'm upset so we can't train right now.

If I wanted the door locked, I would have left it locked. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE DOOR TO BE LOCKED WHEN THE CAR IS IN MY CLOSED GARAGE WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THE ALARM TO GO OFF IF I UNLOCK THE CAR FROM THE INSIDE. It literally only exists to ruin my life.

Oh and I'm going to superglue something over the alarm button on the key fob. If it gets breathed on it goes off.

Done.
HUGS , Could you disconnect the alarm?
 

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Really wanted to put in a inground pool next year. Priced it out and what we want is gonna be pricey. I really don't want to finance anything and am driving an old car so why am I going to finance a pool. Ugh. Might save like crazy and see where I get.
 

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My vent: because your "loud pipes save lives" motorcycle isn't loud enough at 11PM, you have to honk your train horn, too. Is that actually necessary?
I kind of want to switch my car alarm from this girly little chirping to a loud ass train horn blaring.

This post stems from two of my jackass friends trying to roll my car to a different spot at school lol, they opened the door (windows down barely enough to get their arm in lol) and the alarm starts going off) then the campus police start walking over lol. They hightailed it back into the shop to get me haha. But a train horn would have made them sh*t their pants, rofl
 

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I usually get annoyed with being so sensitive to touch, but it came in handy this time. Someone tried stealing my phone... from my pocket. I felt my phone get lifted from my pocket. Thankfully, he didn't take it out.
 

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Today sucks. Working a split, and aside from all the pain I'm in currently (from breaking myself yesterday, building the deck), I have felt like puking since YESTERDAY. Sometimes it will stop and I'll feel normal, even relieved... for like 5-10 minutes :(

Vibes for a fast day and not going home sick pretty please?
 

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Evidently working with... bicycles, scooters, wheelchairs, vespas, cars, trucks and segways was NOT ENOUGH for Merlin

Today he met his first rollerblader at the park and PUSHED HER OVER

I was beyond mortified and extremely apologetic, she just rolled passed me while I was picking up his poop and he had just enough time/leash to bounce on her and tip her over.

She was very kind about the whole ordeal but just ughhh he doesn't react to ANY kind of other rolling thing but for some reason, rollerblades is a WHOLE NOTHER ORDEAL

So I took him to a more popular skating park to work on it and he gets frikin FIXATED on people rollerblading. Not skating, not running, not jogging... JUST ROLLERBLADING. Stands there with huge pupils wiggling his butt

WHY MERLIN WHY!??! Of ALL the skating types, rollerbladers are the most prone to being tipped over and sensitive to my idiot aussie.

After a whole day I can get eye contact and walking next to me without fixating from 6 feet away but just barely. oy.
 

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There was a bird inside the building at work today. BIRDS ARE TERRIFYING. THEY POOP ON YOU, AND FLY INTO YOUR FACE.

Of course, I was working, so I didn't have the option of just running away and had to try to catch the stupid thing to release it. We managed to do just that, after like 20 minutes, but still. So gross.
 

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This kitten will not stop screaming. I'm about ready to devocalize it. Holy cow. I have never had a kitten make so much noise, and nothing I am doing is helping matters any. It isn't even a normal mew, but a horrible rapsy non stop scream. Ugh.
 

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Dragon's Den is now on Netflix.

I have never seen it before, but tonight I am bored and tired so...
Matchmaker pets.
Yuck.
Just gross.

I had to shut it off. Now I'm bored, tired, and feel gross.
 

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Yes, I still do get excited when the ice cream.

I hear the ice cream truck... But, I can't see it. Where is it? :rofl1:

I feel like a kid.
 
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I hate the ice cream truck coming around here. I swear it never leaves and you can hear it's annoying ice cream truck music through anything and no matter how far it is.
 

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