The musing thread

And now you've read the SECOND weirdest thing you've ever heard. :rofl1::rofl1:

I think the correct response is: are you serious? And if he says yes, laugh hysterically until he's forced to leave the room in discomfort at your laughter.


Beanie: how is Abs Boy?

I can't publicly talk about my job... So I'm just going to say "what a night!"

I bashed myself in the face with a dowel putting together a drying rack and scraped my eye. Please let it not turn black, because Im going to be to embarassed to explain what happened when people ask

Come up with a good story! Mine after I fell while running was "turns out honey badger DOES give a ****."

Who'da thunk you could just whip together a banana and an egg and BOOM make pancakes from it. Of course, they taste quite banana-y and I don't like bananas.... but once you put some raspberry syrup on those bad boys, they're pretty good!

My buddy came by work today to show off his new suspension/engine on his Jeep. He happens to be a pro football player, so all my coworkers had to come out and talk to him when they saw who he was, and they were in a complete tizzy afterwards. Really? I introduced one of my managers who a) would love his Jeep and b) is a major Broncos fan, but does everyone really need to freak out that he's a football player and and start talking about what he makes per year and blah blah blah?

That's so creepy and weird to me.

Before he left I told him I might be the only person more impressed by his Jeep than him. . . We both had a good laugh about it, but it's sad that it's true.

When I worked at Audi, things like that weren't a big deal. No one freaked out.

Our first little girly sleep over is probably in our very near future. Hannah has become close friends with the two girls that live behind us and they play together whenever possible (almost 3 hours tonight after getting home from the pool lol). The girls are sweet and polite and they all get along great so i should have seen this coming. Tonight when they were leaving they all hatched this plan to have a sleep over lol. So if all goes as planned, Hannah could be having her very first slumber party next friday lol. Oh dear lol

Reminder for self: don't make extremely inflammatory comments in Facebook groups, no matter how true they might be. Don't get banned.

So far so good. Still makes me angry though.

"Not my circus, not my monkeys"

My Honda Element car-buying fell through, the guy sold it out from under me. I'm taking it as a blessing in disguise and looking forward.

True! It just really bothers me that someone who did something horrendous is still active in the dog community.

I can name quite a few people I feel that way about. :\

When I'm with a group of dog owners and the topic of squirrel-chasing comes up and I mention that Venice has nabbed a couple slow ones, and get looks of total shock and horror. Then get told I'm a bad owner.

Really? REALLY?

They would have crapped if they had seen Gambit dragging the turkey home. If I wasn't sucvh a wimp, he could have eaten for a week

Mom: How much have you had to drink??
Me: Enough...


yep... one of those nights.. again. lots of those lately.

That had to be a sight. Aeri had a turkey chick WALK INTO HER MOUTH last week. >.< It was nuts.

Snipe's list of kills is so long she's getting a tag to that effect - I'm glad none of the people I hang out with think that a dog exercising its prey drive in it's securely fenced yard = bad owner. I'd be screwed. LOL

PSA, that puppy who's breeder you found overnight? Probably not a working dog.

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Do they live in the magical world of Disney/Pixar?

A dog doing normal dog stuff???? The HORROR

Also, as another PSA, just because somebody uses Facebook as a mode to rehome a dog, doesn'tmean they don't care. With this logic, every rescue on Facebook doesn't care.


Its been that kind of night. :/

I wonder how they'd feel about Squash hunting mice in the yard and flipping them up in the air "Jurassic Park T-Rex" style before swallowing them.