The dog musing/vent thread

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Beanie said:
Don't worry... I'm not doing it either for the same reason. I just... can't train that one. You're not alone.
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Thank you so much, Beanie. I really thought I was alone in that, which made me feel even crazier. And (((((hugs))))) just because when I started working on it with Fable and realized I couldn't do it, I needed a hug. :eek:
 
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Linds said:
Do "Sleepy dog" instead! Tell them to go to bed! That would be adorable.
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That's actually how Squash originally learned it, because I took a tricks class from a pacifist. She called it "are you tired?" (which is his verbal cue) instead of "bang!" or whatever.
 
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Its my day off and its snowing. I'm curled up in the papasan chair with Gimmick, having a toddlers and tiaras marathon. Snuggling with my tiny whippitus makes me feel like the luckiest person in the world
 
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BWAHAHA! Talon does that too, it kills me since he randomly stops, looks down at it like he doesn't know what the heck is happening. Boy dogs are icky lol
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We have this one dog at work that will be playing with other dogs and then all of a sudden start going in circles like he's chasing his tail. Except he's not. He's chasing his penis. Eventually he falls on the floor and...well it's the closest I've seen a dog come to masturbating. All of the other dogs gather round to watch.
 
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Maxy24 said:
We have this one dog at work that will be playing with other dogs and then all of a sudden start going in circles like he's chasing his tail. Except he's not. He's chasing his penis. Eventually he falls on the floor and...well it's the closest I've seen a dog come to masturbating. All of the other dogs gather round to watch.
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If that's the closest you've come, count yourself lucky. Cuz I've seen a dog do the whole shebang, start to uh... finish. It was like a car accident, you don't want to watch and yet... you can't look away. And he was neutered. Holy crap. There just isn't enough brain bleach to erase it.
 
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We had a dog at daycare that used to errr...give himself oral. It was disturbing, and resulted in what I swearwas an orgasm. It was the sort of thing that new staff didn't believe until they saw it. He was neutered, too.

Knock on wood, Gimmick is almost completely unaware of himself. He almost never mounts and barely notices his junk is there. Of course, he's only 9 months, but I expected him to be naughtier by now
 
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StillandSilent said:
We had a dog at daycare that used to errr...give himself oral. It was disturbing, and resulted in what I swearwas an orgasm. It was the sort of thing that new staff didn't believe until they saw it. He was neutered, too.
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Yep this dog did it with his mouth too.
 
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Holy cow, I have had Happy for a whole year.

Gotta tell ya, most people are pretty surprised she's lasted this long lol. She hasn't slowed down at all! Her brain may not always work that well but her body seems to. Aw Happy girl. <3



lol maybe I should get a recent picture.
 
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Southpaw said:
Holy cow, I have had Happy for a whole year.

Gotta tell ya, most people are pretty surprised she's lasted this long lol. She hasn't slowed down at all! Her brain may not always work that well but her body seems to. Aw Happy girl. <3



lol maybe I should get a recent picture.
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Happy makes me happy :D
 
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Both Webster and Kim turn seven this year, and are becoming greyer by the day.

This is not okay.
 
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Well, Ma'ii's lump turned out to be a reaction to his vaccines, so that's good.

Charlotte however has Colitis D:
 
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StillandSilent said:
We had a dog at daycare that used to errr...give himself oral. It was disturbing, and resulted in what I swearwas an orgasm. It was the sort of thing that new staff didn't believe until they saw it. He was neutered, too.

Knock on wood, Gimmick is almost completely unaware of himself. He almost never mounts and barely notices his junk is there. Of course, he's only 9 months, but I expected him to be naughtier by now
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We have a dog who comes in for boarding (a blind IG) who gives himself oral quite frequently. Soooo creepy.
 
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