So I was driving about the country today, so tired I could barely see straight and jacked up on coffee (always a stellar combination), when I stopped by to visit a Chazzer.
Proof:
"Throw the ball!"
"YAY!"
"Throw the ball again!"
/repeat
These things all happened while I was there, in no particular order:
>> I ate an enormous and delicious plate of eggs and hashbrowns and cheese and mushrooms and other delicious things.
>> A spotty dog, a splotchy dog, and a great big white dog were snuggled and snuggled me in return. I was going on a week of canine deprivation so this was a very welcome thing.
>> Linds saved my life by defeating an evil tick that was making its way across my shirt collar and undoubtedly planning to murder me. And then I crushed it with a restaurant spoon which probably violated several dozen health codes.
>> Traveler demonstrated his acrobatic tree-climbing skills. Coincidentally, I was at that very moment pretending to be a tree.
>> I demonstrated the dangers of mixing sleep deprivation and excessive volumes of coffee with a series of incredibly insightful statements like, "Is that your parrot?" and "Mine's the one with all the sugar!" Seriously people, do not overdose on coffee.
>> I talked an excessive amount about my own dogs because I missed them very much.
>> I resisted the temptation to steal Traveler yet again. Barely. Two-for-two now. Go me.
Good times, good times.
Proof:
"Throw the ball!"
"YAY!"
"Throw the ball again!"
/repeat
These things all happened while I was there, in no particular order:
>> I ate an enormous and delicious plate of eggs and hashbrowns and cheese and mushrooms and other delicious things.
>> A spotty dog, a splotchy dog, and a great big white dog were snuggled and snuggled me in return. I was going on a week of canine deprivation so this was a very welcome thing.
>> Linds saved my life by defeating an evil tick that was making its way across my shirt collar and undoubtedly planning to murder me. And then I crushed it with a restaurant spoon which probably violated several dozen health codes.
>> Traveler demonstrated his acrobatic tree-climbing skills. Coincidentally, I was at that very moment pretending to be a tree.
>> I demonstrated the dangers of mixing sleep deprivation and excessive volumes of coffee with a series of incredibly insightful statements like, "Is that your parrot?" and "Mine's the one with all the sugar!" Seriously people, do not overdose on coffee.
>> I talked an excessive amount about my own dogs because I missed them very much.
>> I resisted the temptation to steal Traveler yet again. Barely. Two-for-two now. Go me.
Good times, good times.