I had the worst dream last night, and now I'm mad at 95% of chazzers...

Dream-chazzers are assholes :rofl1:

I had this dream last night where, in short, my parents and I went out, bu left he ferrets running around the house, knowing there was a very easy way that both Ren and Ella could get out. When I realized this, I told my parents and they refused to go home to put them away. So then, I started calling random chazzers (yet never Allie, who is feasibly the only one that COULD help...) crying and begging them to do something, and 95% of you either laughed and hung up, or said "so? You're in rescue, you can get new ones tomorrow" or "Ella and Ren are assholes, as long as Harley's ok".

Not that I'm denying that Ren and Ella are assholes, but COME ON GUYS.

I woke up pissed off at most of you

All I can say, Jess, is "in your dreams!"

Hey now. I didn't have enough gas in my Suburban to make it from Louisiana to Canada and back.

Ugh I had a dream like that the other night. I forgot Hannah at home by accident and I was trying to get home but I didn't have my car so I was looking for a ride and then on the way home a storm started rolling in and then a tornado came and I was still trying to get home to her but we couldn't go any further because of the weather and I was FREAKING OUT. How's that for a run on sentence lol.

I hate dreams like that

Clearly, you didn't call me.

Or me.

I want to know how you were even able to call anyone. I can never dial a phone in my dreams lol

No only did I call people in my dream, I legit tried to call people. I woke ip to a long string of numbers on my phone XD

Also, I TOTALLY CALLED YOU CYN. You made some excuse about the baby being more important, an I kept saying "Ellas just a baby..."

I woke up shortly after then so I don't even know what happened LOL

You refused to admit to being able to speak English and kept jibbering in German

Well duh. She can't speak English, she can only type it.

Oh yeah. That totally sounds like me.

Don't call me at that hour ever again.








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Well, I like to believe my dream wasn't a representation of 95% of the chazzers, so I'm sure nobody's dream-self seems like something they'd do/say. <3

If you called me I'd probably growl at you. Like. I don't like being woken up for weird reasons...

If you called me I'd just yell at you

I would start to panic and there would be nothing I could do cos I'm so far away

Plus I'd be really freaked out as to how you got my number lol

Haha see that's the thing too, the only chazzers who I have numbers for are Allie (obvs), Jessie (again, obvs), Brattina and Upendi&Mina. I only called 2 of those people in my dream! I was real pissed at Jessie, I was like I FLEW TO FLORIDA SO YOU COULD GO ON VACATION. TWICE.

Jess, you need to quit taking your meds with tequila before you go to bed.

:rofl1: Well, you never know. It's the interwebs, afterall. In reality I am a 55-year-old male from California, who secretly likes chis.

Obviously you didn't call me either.

I hope you know I'm just messing with you.