Would you wear this?

You actually didn't list the option that first went through my mind. Then again, if I were Catholic, I'd need to go to confession for the words that crossed my mind when I first saw that. O_O

I can run over animals in my car and pin them together for free so no :/

One note though... I do kind of want the giant safety pin!

Bigger person than I am. I almost forfeited my driving test when I swerved to avoid a bag that I thought was a squirrel..

I failed for... other reasons.

It sucks but around here it's safer to take the hit if the animal is small enough than to swerve off road. I don't know any roads in my area that have guardrails except the main high way and there is no shoulder just a drop off on most of the back roads *only roads in my town*

Here, Yoko

http://www.scotweb.co.uk/mens-wear/kilts-and-kilt-outfits/kilt-pins/plain-traditional-kilt-pins