10 Reasons Why...

I don't need to go see a litter of Doberman puppies.

Aaaand... GO.

10 Reasons you NEED to go see a litter of dobermans:

1. Adorable.
2. Adorable.
3. Adorable.
4. Adorable.
5. Adorable.
6. Adorable.
7. Adorable.
8. Adorable.
9. Adorable.
10. Adorable.

Well the price of gas is kinda high right now...

You've come to the wrong place

Reasons why you should go see those puppies!

-They're gona be ADORABLE!
-Taking pictures and sharing them will make many people super happy!
-Spending time with these puppies will provide socialization that all puppies need. You're -helping the puppies.
-Playing with the puppies will give the mother a break. What mother doesn't want a break?
-Playing with puppies is totally worth the gas price.

I could only come up with two.

1) There is no "just going to look." Who are you kidding?
2) For the same reason they don't hold AA meeting in a bar

AA meetings are held in my bar every Sunday at 8am. Fun fact :rofl1: I only wish I was joking.

And you came to the wrong place, which means you WANT to go. So go already!

Those are pretty close to the reasons I already had in mind.

You're the only one getting pictures if I do go see them, LOL.

One day I have faith that you guys will become a helpful deterrent.

I especially love the reason in bold. :rofl1:

Haha. I already resisted once. I played with some Cirneco dell'Etna puppies yesterday. They tried to get me to take one home. In case everyone is as unaware as I was, Cirneco puppies are ADORABLE. Obviously not one of the puppies I met, but forehead wrinkles and ears! <3

Shhh. (I'm trying to go later this week. )

Because you have been replaced by a pod person and have no desire for a Doberman puppy.

That's the only legitimate reason I can come up with.

talk about misplaced faith

A good reason?

Puppies are the devil.