Half of me wanted shake my head ...the other half really really really wanted to laugh lol
" A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, mother****er."
"- You’re going to Hell in just about any religion.
- First class, baby…"
I have heard worse unfortunately.. and in less funny ways.. so honestly, I don't doubt that they are really overheard conversations.
and with an uncle that works at Merill Lynch.. I know he has told me similar things people say around the office, in fact, MUCH WORSE things people say around the office.
You've just gotta laugh at these kinds of things because honestly.. douchebagginess is an incurable disease and if you continue to think too hard about the human race/things people say, your head will explode.