First of all, he is gorgeous. *drooling* (Fabulous figure, too. I see so many fat danes.
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Second, I totally wanna put a monkey rider on his back!
And third, in all seriousness, do you get "Is that a dog or a horse?" "You should put a saddle on that thing!" comments? I used to get that with my rotties, and they're not as big a dane. Drove me nuts. They all were so amused with themselves like they were the first to ever think of that comment.