Help me.

I know I posted a picture of the stuff before, but the pile has grown since then...



Fetus Puppy(assuming it is Fetus Puppy and not still Sperm Puppy) has:
puppy shampoo
potty training scent spray
baby nail clippers for itty bitty puppy nails
a biker jacket (bahaha)
a robe that matches one that Auggie has
two baby dog shirts
doggles with flames on them
a bone-shaped potty bag holder
flame leash
Harley Davidson leash
small black harness
orange martingale
blue puppy stuffed toy
PetStages microwavable warming puppy
PetStates cooler chew
Premier puppy squirrel dude
Premier puppy twist-n-treat in XS and S
small puppy Kong (hand-me-down)
medium puppy Kong (hand-me-down)
orange Kong
AKC puppy rubber chew
AKC puppy knot ball
Planet Dog squeaky alphabet blocks
Planet Dog blue blocks
tug-a-jug
brown cuddley puppy
big blue loofah dog
blue bed with blanket and squeaky bone
food bowl
crate bowl


The good news is that most of this stuff (as you can tell from some of the stickers) only cost me like $2, LOL.
Oh my God if this puppy doesn't get born soon I don't know what I will do. Right now everything (minus the bed) fits inside of a paper box... but it's pretty full, LOL. I need to hope I don't find any more puppy stuff on clearance!

Have you signed up for the summer swap?

Or maybe we will have to throw you a puppy shower.

... is it mean that my first thought is I'm going to have to die laughing if the litter is all girls??

I apologize for that!

But don't worry... you're as sane as the rest of us

LOL! I thought that too, Dana

If there's no boys, I'm not getting one and we'll be back to the waiting game... so... not exactly laughter inducing...
Auggie's brother was a singleton, I don't know if there's genetics involved that might make him more likely to throw singletons or if that was more on the bitch? AFAIK he is the only singleton their dad ever threw.

You're doomed lolol

How can we help you when we can not help ourselves?

You're right, I am definitely asking the wrong people for help, LOL. I don't know what I was thinking!

We have had Watson since the beginning of May and already I am plotting and telling the BF that the Basenji really needs a playmate

I second the idea of a puppy shower... who says we can't throw one? lol.

I'm already keeping an eye out for puppy stuff for when I get my Ibizan. I just don't want to start buying anything right now because I still haven't gotten Josh's approval on the puppy... I gotta say that's one of the things that stinks about being married, lol.

I can't wait till your sperm/fetus/puppy shows it's little face so we can have LOTS of pictures

Doesn't look to me like you need help!!

Maybe we need to start a Puppy-aholics Anonymous Group....

My name is Sara. And I'm a puppy-aholic.

oooooh oohhhh I guess it's my turn.... errrr... My name is Amber... and.... and.... *tear*.... I... I'm a puppy-aholic....

Wow... it actually feels good getting that off my chest... lol

*stands up*

Hi my name is Misha and I am addicted to puppies...this has been and ongoing problem all my life. When I can not get a puppy I have been known to self-medicate with a kitten fix...

This is a fantastic first step for you ladies.... Admitting the problem can be the most challenging aspect of recovery...

Personally, I don't understand what exactly you need help with. You seem to have it all under control already. :rofl1:


EDIT: Derp... SaraB beat me to it. But my opinion still stands! :lol-sign:

Oh no, it's not under control... it's OUT of control!
I only started buying stuff because I was like "oh, but it's on clearance so it won't be around when I get a puppy... it's only a couple of bucks. I'll just buy it." Especially the Premier stuff! I have fantasies in my head of my little boys eating their dinner out of twist 'n treats together... <3 <3

And then it just... LOL. I don't know. That happened!

I think in Chaz terms, that's still well within the realms of "control."

Good grief. There are third-world countries with less stuff than this one little---hmmm. Two dollars, you say? Hmmm.

Wow lots of things

That Davidson leash it epic :hail:

Problem? I see no problem???