What would be your dog's personal ad?

Zoe: Active female who enjoys swimming, chasing squirrels, and cuddling seeks same in male. I am three years young, trim and athletic. I love to chase, so you should be able to run fast, but let me catch you. I bark a little but that's just me showing affection. I will share my food, but not my favorite squeeky toy. Please, no droolers.

Beau: Studly, well endowed male Papillon. Enjoys humping and is looking for a frisky girl. Size, shape, color doesn't matter one bit.

I swear his would read something like that!

Well that Beau sounds like a charmer!!

He thinks he is!

Free to good home....

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as long as it's mine. :red_bandana:

Orson : Tall, dark, handsome male. Enjoys long walks, cuddles, and peanutbutter. If you dont care for horse play, dont respond!

Morgan -

Adorable redhead female seeks companion for frolicking through the meadows, drinking out of puddles, chasing bumblebees and cuddling on the couch. Will gladly share toys but not food.

Tyr -
Hot stud looking for a female for some butt sniffing and humping. Must have good smelling pee.

Malcolm - tall, blonde active male (younger than my years) looking for a BBW, preferably of German descent. (He LOVES Rotties!!)

Oh-h-h-h....you mean personal ad...kind of like your title says.

Okay....

Toker: Tall blond with naturally tatooed eye liner on big brown eyes. Very physically fit and trim. Don't respond if you aren't active and love the out doors. Looking for friend to share and who has property or access to property for outdoor fun. Love hiking, swimming, fishing, hunting and snow sports. But after a day in the great outdoors, enjoy a warm fire and cuddling on the couch with a movie and a glass of wine. Please send photo of your property.

Chulita: Olla! Petite blond wants to share very little. Will tolerate a walk or hike with a companion. And wouldn't mind sharing an evening in my living room, as long as you stay on your own chair and not mine. We can watch movies or listen to my Mother play the piano. Don't respond if you're too interested in an immediate love match. I like to start out like friends.......................if that.


Jose`: A somewhat reserved gentleman would like the company of a female who enjoys an occassional hike or walk on the beach and who enjoys sharing an occasional dinner out for poo cuisine. A bear hunter would be a plus. Likes cozying up by a fire and cuddling. Would like a woman who does not come on too fast. I'm not a large man, but I have a big heart. Please send picture of successful bear hunt.

Lola 2 years young, gorgeous Japanese chin. Likes to meet others at the dog park K9 and human. I'm known as the table princess because when their is a human at the table I am usually on top of the table letting them pet me and having them give me treats that I con them out of. If their is anyone with a treat in their pocket I find them and I am their with them until they give me one. Then I go on to the next person with treats.

Very lovable curly golden mix who just lost my senior Mommy . All I ask for is to be able with you at night time , and to be fed at 6 PM. Prefer a couch during the day facing the road to be able to give a warning of strange cars or people . Going in the car with you is a must !!! If I can't go , I understand and I'm happy in my kennel until you get home .
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natural blonde with highlights. very fun and outgoing. if you have food will be yours until the end... or until the food runs out or someone has something better.

Upendi - Dark, petite, beautiful girl. Looking for an active male, must love rough housing. Must let me be boss. 30 pounds and up please. (She's not too fond of little dogs)

Mina is much too young for a personal ad.

Hailey - Beautifully trim brindle female seeking submissive male. If you are aggressive or overly friendly, don't bother replying. Can take a while to warm up to you, but is a great friend, and maybe more? Doesn't like water at all. Loves food! Likes to take walks, play a little fetch, and wrestle, but gets bored quickly, needs to be kept interested ;-)

I think Molly is a little too young for a personal ad...

Peyton - Life of the party gal. Favorite topic: Herself. A dog of many extremes. Temperamentally very fun and very high drive!

Jax - Calm and steady and a very "proper" Gentleman. Literally "the" perfect house dog.

Dekka's

Me: Small, very fit and attractive. Sadistic dominatrix into power exchange.

You:Likes being told what to do at all times. Happily ignored till I say jump.. and then you had better jump! Must never even think of touching my toys, food or human. Must be be willing to share your food and toys (not interested in your human if you have one) You will not be allowed ANY free reign over anything.. you must bow down to me completely. You must also be good with puppies.

Age and breed don't matter, but be fit and clean please!

MY NAME IS MORGAN I HAVE BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES AND I LIKE TO PLAY AND RUN AND WILL YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND???



Yeah, I do think Morgan would completely miss the point of a "personal" ad. And that he would type in all caps with no punctuation. LOL!

Uncle Fred- Handsome Southern Gentleman seeking leggy, tall companion for sniffing and howling. No applicant too tall or too hairy.

Mini- Look, I am an honest girl. I really don't like anybody except my brother. Just give me your food.

Bounce:

Tall willowy young bitch. Fun loving, likes the outdoors (as long as its not too dirty) Enjoys dining out (as long as its raw or meat based human foods) and travelling (as long as it is in comfort). Seeks for handsome polite gentleman of means who knows how to spoil his girl.

Chloe's Ad would be:

Im a long legged redhead with a long tongue, looking for a studmuffin that can handle my snarkiness, and would like to watch ME chase squirrels, and not get in the way, and maybe cheer a bit on the sidelines.... only looking for playdates, nothing serious..