I bet she's actually a sprout smuggler, crossing international borders with the rare Russell Sprouts, and the fact she has dogs is just a guise to fool us into thinking she's actually a pretend dog owner.
I bet she stamps on starving kittens to feed her kids - Tweedle, Dum, Twurdle, Dummer.
I bet she's actually BATMAN and lives in the bat cave, except it's NOT a bat cave it's really a bungalow, and it's in skegness and she feeds chips to seagulls, except they're NOT chips, they just look like chips, they're really grenades laced with cyanide, because they're not REALLY seagulls, they're actually spies sent to steal the Russell Sprouts.......