Memorable Quotes of the Day *Gutter Ninja Crossing*

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"He used his TEETH?"

"Wow, I didn't know you could do that!"

"How many words are there for penis....?"

"He slid his.." er well, I'm editing this. But there was a transcending mortality bit.

"I think you should edit that. It's to masochistic. Or sadistic. Kind of S&M."

"OH I get it, he's a vampire!" (as if this makes ALL the sense in the world. I need to know what part that was where she read that. LOL)

"I'm not sure if you should use liplock.. that's immature.."

These are Cristy's quotes/comments from Amber's porn. The porn that she wrote.
 
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Gutter Ninja still reigns supreme!

You got my hopes up that maybe we were both having a Buffy-fest. :(
 
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Um, Bamm loves Buffy. He targets her. :cool:

Oh, and we have a new word for vagina. It's a "trench" now. No cunts, no pussies, no "sexes." TRENCH. Strong and empowering. And kind of dirty.
 
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....I will never be able to watch a war movie the same way ever again.

And I think this thread is starting to violate Chaz in a couple of ways. *splashes mindsoap around*
 
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Oh, and one of my edits....

"*THUD*" my edit: "Ooops, baby, I banged you too hard!"

Okay, so my sense of humor is bad.
 
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Oh my lord.... hahahahaha

I dildo Zoom, I mean ditto Zoom. I will never watch a war movie the same again...
 
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jess2416 said:
you bunch of sick weirdo pervo freaks........


I LIKES IT ALOT
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I know you likes it... a lot, a lot... ;)

so uhhh... remind me on to bring this umm... errr porno vampire novel of mine with me on thanksgiving... you can have THAT with your crown royal. ;)
 
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I don't think mind soap works on this type of universal problem. it is just for individuals and can't be applied to threads, according to the fine print on the box. What we need here is super soul sanitizer, or formaldehyde forum flush, or something like that.
 
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drmom777 said:
I don't think mind soap works on this type of universal problem. it is just for individuals and can't be applied to threads, according to the fine print on the box. What we need here is super soul sanitizer, or formaldehyde forum flush, or something like that.
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you're right... oh and by the way. I just choked on Noludoru's salad
 
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