Yeah, both Dash and Zap are... difficult to photograph. Dakota and Eve pose like pros! But they also have those awesome artistic planes and shapes to their faces, and Dash and Zap don't really. Zap has weird eyes and Dash has this super tiny muzzle compared to the rest of her poofy head!
I haven't fried crap before, so I can't be sure, but I'd hazard a guess that it looks a lot like Zaphod's coat, currently.