Buy a toy stuffed great dane and walk it around with a leash. I'd be labeled as "That crazy cat lady who drags a stuffed toy around behind her everywhere on a leash" but thats ok I guess.
I went to the shelter, got up early, was there 45 minutes before they opened just to make *SURE* I wouldn't miss out this time. Oh no, THIS time I was gonna be the one who got there first for the great dane/lab mix puppy they had. And I did. I got to meet him before anyone else. Thats when I found out the person who had labeled him a gd/lab mix was insane. He weighed 40lbs and was obviously full grown. I saw no trace of GD in him. Nothing, none. I had nervously and excitedly waited for this dog to come up for adoption for over a week, i'd gotten up extra early on the day he was to be put up for adoption, waited for forty five minutes in my car for the shelter to open, barreled down old ladies(ok not really on that one) to get to this dog first...just to be dissapointed....again. The sound you hear is my head banging on my desk.
I went to the shelter, got up early, was there 45 minutes before they opened just to make *SURE* I wouldn't miss out this time. Oh no, THIS time I was gonna be the one who got there first for the great dane/lab mix puppy they had. And I did. I got to meet him before anyone else. Thats when I found out the person who had labeled him a gd/lab mix was insane. He weighed 40lbs and was obviously full grown. I saw no trace of GD in him. Nothing, none. I had nervously and excitedly waited for this dog to come up for adoption for over a week, i'd gotten up extra early on the day he was to be put up for adoption, waited for forty five minutes in my car for the shelter to open, barreled down old ladies(ok not really on that one) to get to this dog first...just to be dissapointed....again. The sound you hear is my head banging on my desk.