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So, my neighborhood's been less-than-pleasant lately. I had one guy banging on my door like a lunatic, drugged out of his mind (he was apparently some kind of stalker of the prositute across the street....she's in a half-way house though ) anyway, my jamaican garbage men came around while he was trying to break in and thankfully scared him off. I love my garbage men.
Then, my brother and his friend got into a fight and then friend's dad came over completely sh!tfaced and started threatening my mom and our family. We've also had people break into our cars three times recently. It used to be a really nice family neighborhood, now all of a sudden it's like the ghetto.
Anyway it was probably around 9 or so last night, and i was home alone. Pitch black out. I had turned all the lights in the house off and was flipping through TV channels. Milo was lying in the bay window in the living room (We have an open floor plan so i could see him from two rooms away).
Suddenly he started barking in the most god-awful way you can imagine. For a little nugget who normal "yips" he sounded like an angry German Shepherd or something. Deep, frantic woofs. I turned the tv off and went to the window, figuring no one would be able to see in since the house was dark. Milo's fur was on end and he was shaking really hard, barking in a really threatening manner. He had started to bark like that when crazy prostitute stalker and drunk friend's dad came but they were scared away fast enough for it to stop. If i was a robber, and i heard that bark, i'd get the hell outta there.
So i turn on the porch light, since i didn't see anything. Milo was still going nuts and i was scared out of my mind since i had no idea what it was.
Then my parents pulled in. When they got inside i asked if they saw anyone out there.
"yeah! There was a black and white cat lying on our front lawn"
I guess in the dark the kitty looked extra scary and warranted Milo's full guard-dog capabilites.
Then, my brother and his friend got into a fight and then friend's dad came over completely sh!tfaced and started threatening my mom and our family. We've also had people break into our cars three times recently. It used to be a really nice family neighborhood, now all of a sudden it's like the ghetto.
Anyway it was probably around 9 or so last night, and i was home alone. Pitch black out. I had turned all the lights in the house off and was flipping through TV channels. Milo was lying in the bay window in the living room (We have an open floor plan so i could see him from two rooms away).
Suddenly he started barking in the most god-awful way you can imagine. For a little nugget who normal "yips" he sounded like an angry German Shepherd or something. Deep, frantic woofs. I turned the tv off and went to the window, figuring no one would be able to see in since the house was dark. Milo's fur was on end and he was shaking really hard, barking in a really threatening manner. He had started to bark like that when crazy prostitute stalker and drunk friend's dad came but they were scared away fast enough for it to stop. If i was a robber, and i heard that bark, i'd get the hell outta there.
So i turn on the porch light, since i didn't see anything. Milo was still going nuts and i was scared out of my mind since i had no idea what it was.
Then my parents pulled in. When they got inside i asked if they saw anyone out there.
"yeah! There was a black and white cat lying on our front lawn"
I guess in the dark the kitty looked extra scary and warranted Milo's full guard-dog capabilites.