How to Make a Dog Sad - Buster Edition

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and oh yes.. this is a rip off of another thread. But it looked like fun!

Step One
Gather ingrediants. For this plan I will use, a leash, choker (for easu manouverability) a towel, a sponge and some organic shampoo/conditioner.
I will be using Fuzzyard.



Step Two
Find a suspicious dog, tell him he will soon smell like lavender and mandarin, laugh in an evil tone.



Step Three
Spray said dog with jet of water. Ignore dagger eyes and broken faces.



Step Four
Sponge shampoo everywhere! Pay special attention to giving dog mohawks and spiking out hair.



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Step Five
Coplain about dogs revenge



Step Six
Smooth down coat and be amazed at how fine boned the little guy is... almost feminine don't you think? lol



Step Seven
Let dog regain his sense of honour by puffing up his mane once more



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Step Eight
Make sad dog happy, break out the towel. And see that smiling face.




Please watch out for Mac's adition coming up in the near future, complete with zoomies!

*DONE*
 

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lol your pooch looks a lot like my blossom - especially during and after a bath!
 

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