Never Has My Dog Ever!

That just means you have very entertaining dogs!

I still have 7 that's only because Nia is pretty boring, quite shy and doesn't do much lol. Makes my life easier but not as interesting as some feisty, spirited dogs that try new things!

I'm playing with Zinga because I would've been out right away with all of them! Down to five...

Never has my dog ever slept on the floor.

Well, I'm out. They've pooped on the floor (when they're sick, poor darlings), the go bonkers at the door if they think someone knocked, they've play wrestled with other dogs, and they've had independent thoughts. LOL

I used all the dogs and I was out on the second page

-Kimma has damaged furniture
-Pen has lifted his leg in the house (in his defense he was in an outdoor kennel for the first 3 years of his life before he came to me LOL)
-Pen came to me growling at people :/
-Pen peed in my best friend's apartment within like minutes of his first going there
-Kimma has totally stolen food
-Kimma has caught birds and Pen caught a frog. There have been group efforts to get groundhogs/rabbits but nothing worked
-Mine are all about independent thought
-They have all pooped in the house at one point or another (due to sickness and being puppies)
-Kimma and Jari have been swimming
-They play wrestle with each other

Me too.

Hank has: (-1 fingers left)
- chewed on my bed
- hiked his leg in my house (mostly his first couple days home. I don't think he was potty trained at all)
- Hank has growled at people- hiking and they kind of startle him. He's really a mush though
- Hank has barked at himself in the tv but not a mirror. Does that count?
- attempted to steal food/lick my plate recently
- drinks from the toilet bowl if the water dish runs empty. The other dogs come tell me the water dish is empty
- independent thought
- pooped in the house (was sick)
- been swimming (his own choice)
- play wrestle with other dogs (every dog ever)
-slept on the floor

Mia has: (-1 fingers left)
- growled at people for all sorts of reasons
- has peed in my aunt and uncle's house (as well as puked)
- barked and growled at her reflection (also at summer's reflection, is that bonus points?)
- Stolen food ALL the time
- caught and killed mice and insects
- lots of independent thought here
- pooped in the house
- been swimming (not of her own choice)
- broken out of a plastic crate
- play wrestle with other dogs (pretty much just Summer, Nard and Hank)
-slept on the floor

Summer has: (5 fingers left)
-stolen food. I'm pretty sure Mia coerced her. She even looked surprised at herself
- pooped in the house
- been swimming (not of her own choice)
- play wrestle with other dogs (pretty much just Mia, Nard, Rose)
-slept on the floor

Summer wins best dog. Anyone surprised?

Ok, so Watson has
-stolen food
-escaped from the house/property
-pooped in the house (someone else's house, which is even worse)
-humped a person (though not the leg. they were sitting on the couch and he humped their entire torso ...)
-has been swimming
-play wrestled with other dogs
-slept on the floor
-had lots of independent thoughts.

Still 2 fingers left! For such a No No Bad Dog I'm surprised I'm still in this.

I'm trying to think of something else, but everything I can think of is stuff that he's done.

ETA: Thought of one! Never has my dog ever chewed through an electrical cord.

I have 3 fingers.

We can do good things too!

Never has my dog ever ribboned in a dog competition

Ha, take that all you good dogs and trainers!

Yay, I still have fingers today! Roxie's never chewed through electrical cord or ribboned.

Never has my dog ever played in snow.

Down to two fingers. Xena loves to play in the snow.

Never has my dog ever counter surfed.

Three fingers here. Boo has:

• growled at a person, other than in play
• caught a wild animal
• tried to escape the house/property
• pooped in the house
• Had independent thoughts (but let's be real, no living animal hasn't)
• slept on the floor
• played in snow

Never has Boo ever jumped up on someone in greeting since she has lived with me.

Oh, yeah. Independent thought. Roxie has that sometimes. She's more of a follower and has to be pushed to come up with things on her own, though.

So there's a finger.

She's also jumped up on someone in greeting. Just did that to me to give me kisses when I got home today, lol. But she doesn't do it to anyone else cuz I trained her not to. Bye, bye, fingers.

Never has Roxie ever peed on a fake tree.

I posted how fast I was out lol...but now I will add the details.

Never has my dog ever chewed on or otherwise damaged a piece of furniture
- never had a dog that DIDNT do this at some point lol

Never have my boys ever cocked their legs in the house
- sigh, its rare but all my boys have done it at some point in their life.

Never has my dog ever growled at a person, other than in play.
- again, all my dogs have done this at some point...warranted but

Never has my dog barked at his or herself in the mirror
- I dont know that Ivy has....but all my other dogs have at some point including current Qcumber. When we first moved to this house pre Ivy and Quke all three dogs at the time lost it when the rounded the corner to find a full length mirror in the middle of the hall

Never have my dogs ever stolen food
- Ivy knows how to open cabinets and gates...She and Quke have had quite the fun especially since they can reach everything

Never have my dogs...um...this is hard....um...oh! drank from the toilet bowl
- uhm all have...at times I have even encouraged it :yikes:

Never has my dog ever caught a wild animal
- Ivy has caught bunnies, squirrels and turtles. Marley is no longer with us but he even caught a fox. Qcumber has not though.

Never has my dog ever tried to escape the house/property.
- again, Ivy knows how to open gates if they arent totally latched. I caught her once across the street peeking in the neighbors windows

Never has my dog ever tried out independent thought
- see the opening gates, peeking in windows, and kitchen raids

Never has my dog ever pooped in the house.
- only when sick and usually following a kitchen raid

Never has my dog ever been swimming!

Never has my dog ever play wrestled with another dog

Never has my dog ever hit the wall with her tail and barked because she thought somebody knocked.

Never has my dog ever been able to swim

This is the point when I announced being out...I am sure I would be a higher negative number since lololol

I'm totally out lol . Fable was a VERY bad dog the first few months. And she still counter surfs.

Never has my dog ever refused to eat her food (at mealtimes).

Reads through all the posts, I'm at four fingers with Lancer... hohoho.

Never has my dog ever denied a tennis ball.
...I'm pretty sure Lancer would fly off a deadly cliff for a tennis ball, when he's focused enough. :|

Hahaha, Rowan is at -4 fingers:

- Lifted his leg in the house (but only other people's... oof)
- Growled at a person (he's super grumbly, god forbid you bump into him accidentally, and he growls at me all the time when I roll over on him in bed but he's never *seriously* growled at a person)
- Peed in another person's house (see above)
- Stolen food
- Drank from the toilet
- Tried to escape the house/property
- Tried out independent thought (lol)
- Play wrestled with another dog
- Pooped in the house (I'm pretty sure... but only when sick, and I don't even remember the last time it happened)
- Won a ribbon in competition
- Played in the snow
- Counter surfed
- Jumped up in greeting
- Denied a tennis ball (including a tennis ball cut open, stuffed with hot dogs and beef, then rolled in beef grease... we tried out flyball and classes were held in a barn, and apparently horse manure and even just faint horse smells in general were more interesting than that **** tennis ball?!)

Riff is at -5:

- Lifted his leg in the house
- Growled at a person (when I first got him, fear/anxiety)
- Peed in another person's house
- Stolen food
- Tried to escape from house/property
- Tried out independent thought... ish
- Pooped in the house (again, only when sick)
- Been swimming
- Play wrestled
- Is able to swim (and loves it)
- Slept on the floor
- Played in snow (and loves it)
- Counter surfed
- Jumped up in greeting
- Refused to eat his food (because he got into the food bag earlier that day without me knowing it and was literally stuffed full... 2x)

I can't believe my perfect dog is only one point better than my rotten dog