Because dogs are DUMB. Seriously. Eve can be panting so heavily that she rocks the recliner and she still will insist on sitting on my lap. And then fidgeting, because it's SO HOT AND UNCOMFORTABLE. So not only does she make me warm, she also steps all over my entire body with her pointy little piston feet until I get so aggravated that I shriek at her to GTFO. Then she runs to my boyfriend and starts the process over again with him, by begging him to let her on his lap!
Dogs are dumb.