Your Dogs Nicknames

Crystal's nicknames are Crystie, Cryssie, Puppy, Poopy, Baby Crystal, Crystal-y Crystal, And Floofy Puppy.

Pip, Pipper, Peeper, Pip Dip, Pipperoni, Peeper Dog, Mr. Peepers, Good Pip Lollipup...

Maisy, Maisy Bee, Maisy Bee-hind, Maizer, Maizer Beam, Maisy May, Maisy Mayhem...

Squash, Squashies, Squish Squash, Mr. Squashies, Squashy Wash, Squishy Wish, Squish Wish, Squashy Pants...

Toast, Toasties, Toastito, Toastess Fruitcake, Toasters, Toasty Boasty, Toaster Strudel...

Really they go on and on forever but those are the most common.

We have some pretty odd nicknames here...

Onyx: I'm fairly sure she thinks her name is Anyan or Onion. Also frequently Onion Bun, Bunion (yeah...), Monkey, Monkamonk, Mule(y), Onular, Mrs. Muler, Mulesburg, or just Girlygirlygirrrrl....

Yarrow: Puppy Boy, The Boy, Boyboy, The, Wolfinstein, Wolfdogboy, Volf(y)....

Tikka: Riggs, Riggatoni, Tony, Anthony, Rika, Reeks, Squirrel...

Ellie: Elswerth, Elshmere, Earl...

ETC haha I don't think I could remember all the strange things they get called.

Lancer: Poopy Puppy, BabyDog, Baby Puppy, Fluffy Puppy, Looloo, Lala, Loolee, Landy Dandy, Lancer Dancer, Laaleeloo, Doodoo

Rara: Rah-ree, Rareeroo, Rah-lee, Rooroo, (and any combination of such sounds), Little Dog, Small Dog

I think we think alike.

Smiley gets called:

Baby, little baby, L.G. (little guy), Smiles, Smize, Smizey, Smi

If he's not listening, or being a brat, he gets called Slimey, or Slimerz

Poor Summer always has the worst on this list which is so unfair since she's the best one.

Collective: Poopies, Poops, Poopers, Guys, Dudes

Mia and Summer: Girlfriend

Summer: Summer Dumb Dog, Summer Dum Dum, Dum Dum, Dummer, Dumbest Dog, Sunburn (I don't even), Summer Stopit, Goodest Girl

Mia: Misa (Also, I do not know. No not a Deathnote reference), Misu (yes, I know it's a rice drink), Mia Mi, Misa Mi, BestFriendDog, BabyDog, Bitty girl, Girly Girl, MeeToo (also idk), Horrible Animal

Hank: Mister Pank, Pank, Hanky Pank, Buddy, Bubs

Poor Summer LOL

Meggles, Smeggles, Princess, Peanut, Mama, Mama Bear, Princess Petunia, Bestest

Gus, Toe, Toe-Mania, Toe Monster, Monkey, Monkiest, Monkey Man, Squiggles, Stress Case

Together, they are the Children. As in "Children! Settle Down!" or "That'll do Children!" or "Come along, Children of the Corn".

Sammy, SamSam, Simi, dag, buddy, puppy

Wissen, Stinky, dag, guy, big guy, baby puppy, eyebrows, he responds well to random dinosaur screeches?

Together they are dags, puppies, idiots, asshats, dumbasses, and most other expletives used in a very endearing manner of course

Oh, wow....so many!

Harley: Harles, Big H, H-Dog, Harles Barkley

Charlie: Chuck, Chuckles, Chuckily Duckily, Robocop

Got some new ones lol

Wilson now often gets called gooby, crazy eyes, demon dog, trash potato, stinky, swamp monster. Probably many other things

Sam gets called garbage popcorn, mutt thing. Not as many things as Wilson.

For some reason, Hugo's nicknames are actually mostly longer than his name...

Hugerton, Huges, Huga-potomas, Hugasauras rex, sir Hugo von bismark, hugie woogie, huger G, asshat, jagweed, prairie dog, lil' popper (wtf?), smarty pants, chicken nugget.

These are just the most common ones... I'm pretty sure he is almost never called Hugo.

Ryker is Rykeroni, Rykles, Ryklefina, Rykleford, Doby, Dobis

Gypsy is Nipsy, little mouse, slug, snail, squid, old lady, lumpy princess, squilliam fancy son

Panzer is Pancakes, pan pan, peter pan, baby bear

Watson: Wortie, Wortle, Monkey, Bear, Watson-bear (any combination of these really)

Hazel: Hazey, Haze, Hazey-Bee, Bee, Queen Bee

Chomper: ChompChomp, Chompeii, Chompie, Wigglebutt, Wiggles, Handsome ( ).
Little Foot: Foot, Little Toes - Little Nose - Etc. with body parts, Wiggle Wiggle.

Tails. Small Dog. Sweet Boy. Baby Dog. Black & white. Fuzzy. Crazy. Wiggles.

Jacky for Jack.. some days I think I can call him anything and he would listen haha

Milo gets the standard dog treatment of turning his name into any silly form possible: Mo, Momo, Miley, Smiley, Smilo, pup/puppers/puppy/puppup/etc...noodle, curly noodle, stubby noodle, squirt, squirtle, chunk, etc.

Benji is treated less affectionately, so his nicknames are mostly "dumba$$", a$$hole, jerk, you dumba$$ dog, stupid, idiot, etc.

When anyone makes an effort to be nice to him he gets Benben, Benny, Benjable, Benj, and refrigerator (which he answers to).

Deacon: (I never use his name, it never fit him IMO) I call him Smoochie. But I lengthen it out to King Smoochie Lips Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper. But I do call him Deak sometimes. My husband calls him Giant Puppy. (He is a 6.5 year old Great Dane)

Noodle: Usually Noodle. I never used the name he came with. I call him Noodle, Noods or Noody. Husband calls him Nugent. He is a 6 year old Great Dane.

Rodeo: Road-Dee-O. With emphasis on every syllable, every letter. Or we call him Rodie, but mainly we call him Jackass or Ass. My daughter calls him Pumpkin or Pumpkin Baby. (Ibizan Hound)

Navi: I never use her name, I can take this dog or leave it. I call her either by her breed "The Waterdog" or I call her Hairball or Hair. It is my daughters dog.

Bandit: Bandito, Bandit Man, or Bangarang.

Kimber: Kim, Kimmie, Kimmer, Kimberly Anne when she is in trouble, or whtie bitch.

Redford: Red, Reddy or Doo-Doo.

Karma: Kar-Kar, or I sign K-Girl to her (she is deaf) Hold the letter K and drag it down my jaw.

Panda: Pan Pan.

Jack loves when I call him Jacky because that is when usually something fun and exciting is about to happen. Like "Jacky, wanna go for a car ride?" And he gets really excited

We call Rage Rageasaurous, Anxiety McGee, and I call her Boo Boo.

I call Bruce, Brewsky.

Liz is Lizard most of the time, Lizardy Lizard or Lizardo

Pink's already PinkyDink, Inky Pinkerson, or Pinkerton and we haven't had her two weeks yet...